A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.
He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!
2006-09-12 12:58:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol *fart! lol
2006-09-12 13:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Denton P 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Howdy Big Teddy keep riding the range
2006-09-12 20:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by AndyPandy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-12 20:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Did he get done for drink driving or in texas arrested for drunk and disorderly
2006-09-13 05:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by BUDDXX 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's kind of funny. Lol
2006-09-12 20:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny .... Had a good laugh .... Keep it up
2006-09-12 20:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by Neel 7 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-12 20:09:37 · answer #7 · answered by xAxGIRLxCALLxKILLx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if thats not funny, then i'm the easter bunny.
2006-09-12 20:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, shows if you have confidence you can sometimes get one over.
2006-09-12 20:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by what? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old but funny ha ha
2006-09-13 03:39:53 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2006-09-12 20:02:01 · answer #11 · answered by Sarah 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋