Well, not completely. I think satan has infiltrated and controlled my pinky finger. I noticed it was just randomly shaking one day after I had finished boxing with my friend. I tried to dispel him out by squeezing the pinky finger as hard as I coud but you will never guess what happened! IT TURNED RED! Like it was angry or somethin...I need to find a good preist who can get satan out of my innocent pinky finger before it takes over my entire hand, or worse, turns me into the anti-christ!
2006-09-12 12:38:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Try pepper. Satan hates pepper. Wait, is that a racial remark?
2006-09-12 12:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by coragryph 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cut your pinky off! Then videorecord it as it runs around and slays humans. You can make a documentary entitled "Idle Pinky."
2006-09-12 19:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,I think you are not possessed at all by Satan.But it is amazing what you are living.I hope the pink finger after all,will be healthy and okay.Good question.Good luck.
2006-09-12 19:46:10 · answer #3 · answered by cobrasnake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just use a rubber band. satan cannot STAND rubber bands. efficiently stops further progress. wrap it around your pinky and he will leave soon enough.
2006-09-12 20:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by serasotto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um.. i really don't think satan is in your pinky. Its all state of mind.
2006-09-12 19:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by PROLADY 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you lamo. Satan wont posess any one. Only demons and imprints of souls did.
2006-09-12 19:42:57 · answer #6 · answered by Prudens 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get a life.
2006-09-12 19:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you pray, then it would seem to go away. Its all in your HEAD!
Dont worry, its not satan. Pray to God, and He will know!
2006-09-12 19:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by Fresh Prince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may be havign partial seizures. See a doctor.
2006-09-12 19:43:55 · answer #9 · answered by mkaraca 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha nice story
2006-09-12 19:42:51 · answer #10 · answered by heretohelp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋