Snickers Bars no longer Satisfy me....I think it is due to all this darn violence in the world.
Anyone having this issue?
2006-09-12 12:35:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
It was that unfortunate video of Saddam Hussein being captured, with all of those Mars Bars tucked away in his cubbyhole. Those star endorsements just can't be beat. It's like when they found Hitler's body next to all of those empty boxes of Fruity Pebbles....they say Raisin Bran just never recovered.
2006-09-12 12:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's probably because they don't hold up well in 130o temperatures. At least we're talking about the same company. You see, it was the Mars Candy company that developed M&M's for the army during WWII. The army asked candy manufacturers to come up with a product that GI Joe could carry in his pocket, that wouldn't melt in his hand. Thus, the creation of M&M candy. Since then, Mars has developed many of the finest selling candies in the industry, today.
Snickers, which has been around awhile is the best selling candy bar in the US, today. So, you are kinda attacking a sacred cow when you talk bad about snickers.
Each year the R&D people at Mars Candy co. work on trying to raise the heat tolerence level in chocolate candy. Hot weather and chocolate candy just don't do well together, but if they can succeed in raising tolerence levels without losing quality, the melted chocolate problem could go away.
Who knows, maybe your dissatisfaction is due to improved heat tolerance, but degraded quality of product? Only Mars Candy Co., can answer that question.
2006-09-12 12:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by briang731/ bvincent 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the day comes that you don't like Snickers Bars anymore,well, just give up. There is no reason to go on.
2006-09-12 12:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by clyde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, you have finally evolved into the man I knew you would. the other day, I ate a "STEEL" bar. it was supposed to be chocolate crisp flavor, but it was a protein bar. As soon as I longingly peeled down the wrapper and slid it between my lips, the chocolate met my tongue and melted sweetly into my throat! As if that weren't enough, the protein cause an immediate reaction in my body!
My arms became sinewy curves of raw strength, my legs, as if greek columns of pure power, my eyes blazed with determination as I swaggered across the gym to the tune of She's a brick.....house!!!
So, put down your Snickers bar, Derwood, and join us, the strong, the mighty STEEL BAR EATERS!!
2006-09-12 14:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad, there's no hope for you now. It truly is the end of days!!!
Oh the humanity, Snickers doesn't satisfy...
2006-09-12 12:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't want to live in a world where snickers doesn't really satisfy.
2006-09-12 12:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by xcornmuffinx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me say publically, here and now. I am afraid of Dr. Bombay's Nurse. I am VERY afraid......
She is eating steel bars? Now that's a tough woman!
2006-09-12 18:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What really satisfies me is a woman with a really petite.....
OH WAIT!
This is a family forum.
2006-09-12 12:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by CG-23 Sailor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try HOOAH bars instead.
http://www.hooahbar.com/
Hooah!
2006-09-12 12:48:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you're more of a Kit Kat person.
2006-09-12 13:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Egroeg_Rorepme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋