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Since God created our Man/Woman relationships here on earth to somewhat mirror our relationship with God (ultimate expression of love, compassion, ecstasy), does Heaven feel like an orgasm? Many people think of sex as naughty kind of thing, but God obviously doesn't to reward PROPER relationships with that kind of feeling. So is an orgasm actually like a little taste of Heaven? Just want to know what flavor of goodness Heaven is.

2006-09-12 12:33:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

You'll have to ask someone that has died and gone to heaven. Wait, they can't talk. Never mind.

2006-09-12 12:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by kimmyisahotbabe 5 · 1 0

God put a lot of really good design work into the vagina, the penis and all those other good bits. Then he gave us all a really healthy desire to use them and added "that" feeling that everyone can't get enough of, just for good measure.
And what did we do? We decided it was all dirty and shameful. We taught our children this also to reinforce the idea of it being sin-full to be thinking about. In fact we called that kind of thing, "Having impure thoughts!"
So now we have a situation where something a wonderful, as beautiful as sex is seen as necessary to hide from children and taboo to speak of, but violence, murder and death in an unbelievable variety of forms, is okay to expose them to on a daily basis. In fact we call it "Prime time television"
Yes, sex is a little slice of heaven, but we've turned it into a slice of hell.

2006-09-12 12:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I remember having read somewhere that sexual climax is a moment of creation. So an orgasm can be thought of as a foretaste of what being one with God, the ultimate creator.

Since we will not be physically present after life but will continue to exist as a different being of light, expect that the ultimate reward is much sweeter, much more intense than what your six senses can percieve.

2006-09-12 12:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by mkaraca 2 · 1 1

Heaven will be better than anything you could ever emagine.

But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.

2006-09-12 12:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by Heatmizer 5 · 1 0

I know that Jesus said that in heaven there will be no sex! What will replace it will be much better, I think.

2006-09-12 12:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by flandargo 5 · 1 0

i dont know but if you read that real fast it says if i have orgasm i go to heaven

2006-09-12 12:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If heaven is an orgasm, I do not wish to walk around a place that is slimy and smells of fish.......

2006-09-12 12:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 2

Read Romans 10
Be there and find out how great it is.
I never read or heard goodness has flavor.

2006-09-12 12:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by robert p 7 · 1 0

Hmm....sounds like heaven to me.

2006-09-12 12:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

everything is onness bless u with love

2006-09-12 12:35:37 · answer #10 · answered by george p 7 · 1 0

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