A husband emerged naked from the bathroom after performing his nightly ablutions,and came into the bedroom.He was climbing into bed when his wife began complaining,as usual,with another list of excuses,"I know you're not going to believe this Dave,but the kids spent two hours this evening running around the house,pretending they were having an intergalactic war with their water pistols:my Boss was shouting at me to finish all his filing,again,and I've spent 3 hours doing the ironing-it's all given me a dreadful headache."
"Perfect,"said her husband."I was just in the bathroom powdering my knob with aspirin.You can take it orally or as a suppository,it's up to you!"
2006-09-13 12:41:48
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answer #1
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answered by the gunners 7
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Not jokes but:
Mary had a broken bike
she rode it on the grass,
and everytime the wheels went round
the spokes went up her ****
2006-09-13 16:22:38
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answer #2
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answered by Dragon Empress 6
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Try this tongue twister say it once and fast it should have the same effect as a joke:
Sarah sits inside a shoe shine shop as she sits she shines as she shines she sits.
2006-09-13 21:36:09
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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