I love to fart as a matter of fact when I geret up in the morning I can hardly wait to eat so I can fart . I LOVE TO FART IN SUBWAYS , IN THE SHOWER , IN A LIMO FULL OF PEOPLE , WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND IS GOING DOWN ON ME A I LIKE TO LET THEW SILENT BUT SMELLY ONES GO , LOVE FARTING IN ELEVATORS AND THEN POINTING AT THE PERSON NEXT TO ME , LOVE FARTING AT THE TOP OF ESCALATORS STAIRS IN STORES AND LET THE SMAELL WAFT THROUGH THE STORE , I LOVE TO FART WALKING BACK FROM THE MENS ROOM IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT AND LET THE CUSTOMERS GET AN EXTRA WHIFF FOR FREE . FARTING IS THE BOMB . FARTING ROCKS BUT I WANT TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT ALSO WHEN I CUT ONE . TY IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR HELP .
2006-09-12 12:08:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
If you like it, you can fart all you want. You just have to be prepared to deal with the consequences.
2006-09-12 12:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by jasemhi 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There rather isn't one. i assume my guy is fortunate that i think of it rather is humorous while he farts...i will frequently tell while it rather is approximately to ensue so I actual have some warning...yet different than that... if it rather bothers the different individual do no longer do it... in the event that they're like me, and giggle.. basically attempt to make it no longer smell like a ineffective animal. haha
2016-11-07 05:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
If you can find a copy, read Ben Franklins book Fart Proudly ( or something to that effect ) :)
2006-09-12 12:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
2006-09-12 12:20:05 · answer #4 · answered by alchemist0750 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you have made up your own mind on what you like to do, so you have really answered your own question. Happy farting.
2006-09-12 12:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's your question? No one cares about your farting. You're well aware that it's rude. You just posted this in a sad attempt to offend people.
2006-09-15 06:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hello so that they did this to him to Latin America this of the condor plan that is the question, when the guilty like Kissinger would caeran and so that the cases of the murders in Latin America are not opened, does not see that some families want justice and cry out by her, friend deberia to open one cuts so that these facts pay since the pain a relative is something very cruel, all know it very well.
2006-09-14 10:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
It is never politically correct to fart. Especially in the circumstances you mentioned. Gross. I pity your girlfriend.
2006-09-12 12:15:03 · answer #8 · answered by sambadgerlover 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
well then i guess that puts you a fart above the rest. enjoy your fame :)
2006-09-14 03:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by notyours 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grow up you freak.
2006-09-12 12:15:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋