a couple of English lads were buying some groceries at the supermarket when a catholic priest, wearing his left arm in a sling, asked them to reach up and get him down some dishwashing detergent from the top shelf
'what happened to your arm?' asked one of the lads
'oh. I broke it. I slipped as I was getting out of the bath.' there was silence until the priest disappeared into the next aisle
'what’s a bath?' said one lad to the other
'I dunno, 'he replied. I’m not catholic.'
2006-09-12
11:23:38
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