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2006-09-12 11:07:07 · 7 answers · asked by the fallen one 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
For the days of Noodley Appendages wind about the windpipes like unto a blackberry bush unto the throat of a mangey dog. And yea, the Pirates come with cutlasses at the ready to rid thee of thy heavy and burdensome gold and delusional beliefs. The grinders of the pepper at the salad shall be brought low and none shall say enough, I am satiated. The crumbs of desire shall be croutons of lust and yet there will not be enough ranch dressing. Tom Cruise shall say that this is HIS religion but the Flying Spaghetti Monster shall vomit him up like unto Luke Perry.
Oh for the day when Intelligent Design is taught, no - force fed - in schools so that all children may point with laughter at those who are not sauced. The beer volcanos will bubble and bump, strippers shall bump and grind, but the pepper grinders will be taken rudely by the Pirates.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaa-meeeeeeeeennnn!
2006-09-12 11:19:40 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
RAmen!
2006-09-12 11:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ramen....want anything else?
2006-09-12 11:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by darmax 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rAmen!!! all hail the FSM!! May he caress you with his noodly appendages so that you may know the truth!
Migits and Pirates unite!
2006-09-12 11:09:50 · answer #4 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAmen, brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember TLAP Day is coming.... September 19th!
ARGH!!!!!
2006-09-12 11:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are thou a true follower of the FSM, and do you ask in the name of his noodly goodness? Or, are you at least a pirate?
2006-09-12 11:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by coragryph 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAMEN BROTHA !!!
2006-09-12 11:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by whynotaskjesus 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋