What are the funniest pick up lines u know, girls seem to get a laugh otu of them. 10 points for the best answer.!!
2006-09-12 11:03:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'll never forget the one my first boyfriend used, very cheesey but obviously worked ... ... ...
Man: was your dad a thief?
Girl: No?
Man: Then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!!!!
2006-09-12 11:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by paula_steward 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A man walked up to me at a bar once and says "Excuse me? May I borrow a quarter?" (this was years ago, lol) and I tuned around and said "what"? And he said "I need to borrow a quarter because my mama told me to call her when I met the woman of my dreams". It was funny but it didn't get the man anywhere with me, so don't rely on that one to work for you!! lol
2006-09-12 11:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No offense meant now,
Worst pick up line in a gay bar - can I push a stool up for you?
2006-09-12 11:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well this one is funny and lame but i have got this one alot... hey baby you must be tired cuz you have been runnin through my mind all day.
2006-09-12 11:06:25 · answer #4 · answered by Aira 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you beleive in love at first sight?, or should I walk by a second time?
2006-09-12 11:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by Carlu 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about a pizza and sex? What you don't like pizza?
Hi nice ________. What ever you like on her- rack, as@, eyes, mouth, but with mouth I say, You sure got a purtty mouth.
2006-09-12 11:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a cramp in my calf muscle will you rub it for me?
Do you like me?
I have it really bad for you.
I'll walk you home.
2006-09-12 11:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by teulonbranchlibrary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
' i forgot my phone number can i have yours?' and ' i'm sure i live around here somewhere but just in case i don't we should go back to your house?'
2006-09-12 11:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by burn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey wanna come over and smoke a joint, then maybe we can get maked and wrestle?(heard that one today) oh yeah and, did you fart? cause you blew me away. ha ****** ha
2006-09-12 11:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by onetruluv83 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Are you tired? because you have been running on my mind a lot."
2006-09-12 11:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by Symbolic User 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋