Do a loud fart that dosen't smell, or a silent fart that stinks?
2006-09-12 10:54:36 · 29 answers · asked by marliboco 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Blow it as loud as you can. It makes for a hilarious conversation piece, and if it was silent, everybody knows you did it anyway.
2006-09-12 10:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by blaze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The definition of a Fart by Terrano Poet laureate sometime.
A fart is a volcanic eruption,
It comes from the planet of Bum,
Passes the region of trousers,
And comes out with a hellifa hum.
2006-09-12 11:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by terrano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about do a loud fart that smells? LOL
2006-09-12 11:04:48 · answer #3 · answered by brutalA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A silent one. But if you do get a loud one, make sure you turn your head and look at a person near you disgustingly 0.2 seconds after the 'release'.
2006-09-12 10:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by SotPlug 6 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were ever you may be let your wind go free,
if in church or chapel, just let it rattle.
Just do your thing and fart its natural even if it does cause a stink.
2006-09-13 01:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to fart just fart, who cares about the politics lol!
2006-09-12 11:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by melanie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stink kind. You have time to move to another part of the room and let someone else take the fall. Not, uh...that I've ever done that.
2006-09-12 10:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly girl! it's past your bed time.
Come on think of a good, taxing question and make people work for the points you offer.
2006-09-13 11:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by ?Master 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loud because the silent ones mag me gag!
and also it just follows you about so dont even try that old chesnut of it wasnt me!
2006-09-12 11:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silent and violent - next to the pretty tart that flashes her boobs - and then walk away ;)
2006-09-13 01:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by soulsurfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋