Looking for a short sentance, upto say 6/7 words max.
2006-09-12 10:38:56 · 17 answers · asked by dirtyharry 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a woman walked into a bar and asked for an innuendo, so the barman gave her one.
2006-09-16 03:23:04 · answer #1 · answered by kingpin69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best thing for ya to do is buy "Roger Mellies-Sexual Prophanasaurus Dictionary" from Viz............ if this is what you are into then i aint kidding when i say you will piss yourself at it ...... i have several times, a bit embarrasing as i usually wear light jeans !!
2006-09-12 10:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by Foxy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fancy going 50/50 for a baby?
2006-09-12 15:11:07 · answer #3 · answered by DODGE! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My lady used to say that she needed some practice.
2006-09-12 13:29:40 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets put it this way u know during alot of arguments between couples woman always have a tendancy on saying "U know i always faked it"..... well guys how bout we get our own back???? should that come out of her mouth lets throw 1 back at em namely........."Well atleast i gave you something to do"........ hope it works for u cos it sure did for me
2006-09-12 10:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by smpnl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's always early. He never comes on time. -That's a huge joke between my friends an I.
2006-09-12 10:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by <3 See Jane Run <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are condoms like cameras?-They both capture the moment.
2006-09-12 12:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i say daddy do yo want a bag of cheese n onion?
2006-09-13 22:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read this in a mag:
BOBFOC
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.
Made me chuckle XXX
2006-09-13 00:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by Toxilocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"fancy a polo?"...Pants Off Lights Off...geddit...
2006-09-12 11:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by squonk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋