A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
2006-09-12 09:35:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I suggest you remove this before you are reported. This is not a question. It is a statement.
2006-09-12 09:38:18 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
But that clock revolves 90 times a second!
2006-09-12 20:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by olayinka o 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one!=0)
2006-09-12 16:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard that 8 years ago, and it was Clinton's clock.
Recycling is a good thing.
2006-09-12 16:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like Bush, but that was funny!!!
2006-09-12 16:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by Patt 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah that is a good joke. but use it on someone like hilliary clinton!!!
2006-09-12 16:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by larryboy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you said bush ha ha ha ha ha
2006-09-12 16:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by droid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, good one
2006-09-12 16:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA that was great....gotta spread that one around the office.!! thanks for the laugh
2006-09-12 16:38:54 · answer #9 · answered by mortiki_down 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
don't want to read the whole thing sorry but i guess i will read part of it lets see...................... i read that whole thing if that was suppose to be funny it wasn't
2006-09-12 16:38:29 · answer #10 · answered by babynam2 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋