2006-09-12 09:16:52 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Proper etiquette is that you climb into the tank and wrestle it prior to cooking and eating.
2006-09-12 09:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by missourim43 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see why not, but you'd better hurry before **** Cheney gets to it first.
I'd recommend a standard fishing pole with its line tied to a hooked knitting needle, which can be fired from either a cross-bow or a Remington .30/.30 Lobster Sniper Rifle. These can be found at Wal-Mart or Bass Pro Shops under the cutout of Elmer Fudd holding a trident in scuba gear. Because of insurance restrictions, most restaurant chains such as Red Lobster make you sign waivers and you must bring your own equipment.
Go for a good clean kill, however. Like George Bush, the lobster's brains are in the fat of its @ss. If you merely wound it you'll likely wind up like Captain Quint in the "Jaws" film.
Good hunting. If I don't hear from you again, I love you madly, Undead Princess. Peace and love. Wish we could have done the horizontal bop.
2006-09-13 09:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO. not at any restaurant
you have to go to an underground lobster ring for such sinful endeavors.
Go to 21 Jump street. Knock 4 and a half times on the window and the guard will answer the door. He'll say: "Do you have crabs", then you must reply: "Oh; what a lovely tea party!" That gets ya in the door kid.... From there, you're on your own.
OH WAIT! whatever you do- don't go in there with out rubber bands around your hands!
2006-09-12 16:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by prada guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is what turns you on, ask the restaurant and they will organise it, other than that, just wait for the restaurant to serve you the Lobster on a plate and enjoy.
2006-09-12 16:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by frankmilano610 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
harpoon my 2 points
2006-09-12 16:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lionel M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No they have a special person in the backroom who's already suited up for the job. He's the Lobster Assassin Man
2006-09-12 16:20:03 · answer #6 · answered by atomictulip 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I never got to harpoon mine so I stopped going there.
2006-09-12 20:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
Only if the lobster picks YOU.
2006-09-12 17:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You and the lobster have a thumb war.
2006-09-12 16:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do not harpoon lobsters.
You select it and they get it and boil it while it is still alive.
2006-09-12 16:18:40 · answer #10 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋