Yesterday at Sunday school I was confronted by my preist...a skinny man with glasses and a large beard. Earlier at sunday school I had questioned my teacher's explanation of what will happen to me when I die and how she knew this...She held up the bible and told me it explains everything and I asked her if she thought a book that says that itself is the word of god is a bit of a biased source. she left the room and....That's when the preist came IN! He took my by the arm and led me to his office and started explaining to me about how a virus can effect other people when coughed up and all other kinds of wierd stuff...then told me i was spreading a virus when I questioned this out loud. I still stuck with my point of view though and that's when, suddenly, he pulled a random paper cup from under his desk and filled it with KOOL-AID!!! Then, reached his other hand into his robe and *click*...what sounded like the lever of a pistol. He then offered me the kool-aid! I pushed over the...
2006-09-12 09:01:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
desk and ran as fast as I could....Who should I tell? What if he hunts me in my sleep!?!?! HELP!???
2006-09-12 09:01:37 · update #1
no actually this story..or event is completely original. I tell many different variations of events that have happened to me...they are not the same but they all involve KOOL AID!!!
2006-09-12 09:05:05 · update #2
Puff Puff pass dude.
2006-09-12 09:03:29 · answer #1 · answered by Corey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously the preist was just tryin 2 offer u refreshments while he pumped up his penis and prepared 2 do u on the as s
2006-09-15 19:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by evilducklord 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand the story.... but your priest is very wrong, very. God put you here, he made you a sinner. He knew you would sin, but he gave you a choice, to choose him or satin. It's your life. Whether you choose God or Satin will determine where you go after you die. BUT no matter what you do here on earth, God will forgive you, ANYTHING, he will forgive you but you have to ASK for it. As long as you believe that he sent his only son to die for your sins annnd as long as you pray for his forgivness, you will go to heaven.
2006-09-12 09:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by lil_troublemaker1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should lay off the Kool-aid
2006-09-12 09:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by abram1love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered a career in creative writing?
2006-09-12 09:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by David T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer him some weed, then he'll start questioning things too
2006-09-12 09:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Son, I think you have a vivid imagination.
2006-09-12 09:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This story has already been told, try again.
2006-09-12 09:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christians abhor open-minded thinking. It corrupts their unquestioning flock.
2006-09-12 09:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by Rance D 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
you're being a little to cautious and i think your story is fake
2006-09-12 09:05:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋