A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if
we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you too!!"
2006-09-12 08:54:11 · 21 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was hilarious. lol, ill be telling that joke all day.............te heehe
2006-09-12 10:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I published it at right here....it relatively is off of an superb movie called Pulp Ficiton there have been 3 tomatoes strolling alongside a highway. Mama tomato, Papa tomato and Little Tomato. Little Tomato began to get drained and alter into slacking off and getting farther farther at the back of. Papa tomato runs to him, chokes him and says capture up. Lame and cheesy as hell i be attentive to yet i nevertheless theory it substitute into kinda humorous
2016-09-30 21:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know the lady in the joke, she kept bengay balm in the Vaseline jar,
2 for the price of 1 eh.
enjoyed it ,come again, 1
2006-09-12 09:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by yellowdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's still funny. LOL
2006-09-12 09:26:43 · answer #4 · answered by ANGEL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I wanted to her a joke, and your right it is funny
2006-09-12 09:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before! But its funny every time i hear it. Good one. lol,.
2006-09-12 09:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!! =0)
2006-09-12 09:32:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny! wrong, but funny.
2006-09-12 09:14:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Funny ...
2006-09-12 08:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by WilljClinton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg !! im locking the doors at night from now on ...
2006-09-12 08:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by aaron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. not so compromising once the shoe is on the other foot i bet...
2006-09-12 08:57:24 · answer #11 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋