What if all Evolutionists stopped asking stupid Creationist questions?
2006-09-12 08:31:51 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i love how everyone says "a common ancestor which is now extinct". show me the f ucker who was the ancestor, please? *silence*
exactly fuc.kers. noone sees a ******** monkey sprouting ong arms and legs and becoming aunt miriam now do they? and people say "because it has to happen in a rural area". why the ***** cant it happen here? another made up god damn motherf.ucking thing so they can say that they're right.
it needs to be secluded so that there are no ******** witnesses. how conveniant.
2006-09-12 10:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
If all Evolutionists stopped asking stupid Creationist questions, there would be a permanent rainbow in the sky and we'd all break out singing,
I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love,
Grow apple trees and honey bees, and snow white turtle doves.
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony,
I'd like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.
2006-09-12 17:54:56 · answer #2 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkey continues to be doing what monkey consistently did. he's doing this, alongside with the micro organism and the different more convenient existence varieties, because the surroundings nonetheless shall we him. Nature has offered a gap for us, the monkeys, the micro organism, and tens of millions of alternative identifiable species. The dinosaurs, in spite of the undeniable fact that, were frequently unable to evolve, and left in basic terms some extant varieties which comprise crocodiles. We be sure that some creatures lived before mankind by employing technique of the fossil record.
2016-11-26 20:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by killeen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HMM, Jim your question proves your own stupidity, and I am not a bible thumping creationist. Let me help. Darwin, you may have heard of him, conjectured that man evolved from the same kingdom as the "Great Apes". Not monkeys. Monkeys are from a completely separate kingdom. Remember, unless you educate yourself first, then people can't laugh at the answerer's, just the question asker, which is you!
Toodles, your devoted fan Ellis D.
2006-09-12 17:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obviously we had a common ancestor. Monkeys simply evolved down a different evolutionary path than we did. Most people assume that evolution must lead to some higher form of existence. It does not. Evolution is simply survival of the fittest.
2006-09-12 08:36:36 · answer #5 · answered by Rance D 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
According to evolutionists, not all monkeys are created equal.
2006-09-12 12:21:31 · answer #6 · answered by STILL standing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man didn't come from monkeys, we both came from common ancestors. Logical enough? Loved moonshadow's answer by the way.
2006-09-12 08:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Sara ~ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Monkeys keeps evolving into humanoïds who will be much more evolved than Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
Just a question of time. Patience...
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2006-09-12 08:41:44 · answer #8 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sometimes, at the zoo, when the zookeepers check the monkey cage in the morning, they find that some of the monkeys have evolved, overnight. The take them out, dress them up, and send them to bible school.
Thats where fundies come from.
2006-09-12 08:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Because some monkey's were too smart to become human.
2006-09-12 08:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋