A deaf couple were honeymooning in Hawaii. Having lived sheltered lives, they were very nervous about their sex life, and communicating their desires to one another in a darkened bedroom. The husband asked the wife in sign language “Honey how should I tell you when I want to have sex?”.
The wife replied in sign language, “If you want have sex nibble my right nipple once, if you don’t want to have sex nibble my left nipple twice”.
With the ice broken, the wife asked the same question to the husband.
He replied “darling, if you want to have sex pull my penis once, if you don’t want to have sex pull penis 27 times”
2006-09-12 08:29:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uhhhh. perverted husband. but clever.
2006-09-12 09:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I heard that one before...I got one for you.
The Horse and the Rabbit
A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse
falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the
rabbit to go and get the farmer to help pull him out
to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer
can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back
to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend,
the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from
sinking!
A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing
in the meadow again and the rabbit fell into the mud
hole. The rabbit yelled to the horse to go and get some
help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can
stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width
of the hole and said, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself
up." The the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes.
2006-09-12 08:34:29 · answer #2 · answered by de_dark_angel71 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww, last time I read this joke, the husband was much more satisfied with 52 pulls!
2006-09-12 09:04:38 · answer #3 · answered by lovergirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaahaa (2 pts)
2006-09-12 08:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really old joke but yet, its still funny....still ranked as a 10 !!!
2006-09-12 08:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-12 09:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke sounds familiar. check this one out:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApsHagBTNldpY.JmrW28K83sy6IX?qid=20060810154841AAsAnfl
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2006-09-12 08:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaha! Love it!
2006-09-12 08:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by phillyme311 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-09-12 08:44:19 · answer #9 · answered by Tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-12 08:55:58 · answer #10 · answered by aaron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋