What's ur best answer to this joke?

Question

A guy walks into a bar...

Answer 1

and drank and drank and drank and his story ended there..

Answer 2

A guy is at the bar talking to the bartender. The discussion goes on about the most shots of tequila in a row ever done in the bar without throwing up. The bartender tells him that the record is ten straight. The man laughs and says, "I can do that, no problem." So the bartender sets up 11 shots on the bar for the man. The man looks, laughs and quickly downs all 11 in about 5 minutes. Everyone in the bar watches in anticipation waiting for him to throw it up but he doesn't. Eventually, he staggers out the door and gets into a cab. The next evening that same man comes back to the bar looking very worn out, and orders a ginger ale. The bartender looks at him and says, "What, no more tequila?" The man looks up and says, "Not for a while my friend. You see, when I got home last night, the room started spinning and I blew chunks." The bartender says, "Blowing chunks is not that bad. Most people who drink that much usually throw up." The man replies, "But you don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"



An Irishman, an Englishman, a Polish man, 2 lesbians, 4 lawyers, 5 politicians, Santa Clause, a blonde, an Australian and a Chihuahua walk into a bar, and the bartender says: "What is this? Some kind of joke?!"

man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. As the bartender serves him, the man looks down and sees a chimpanzee sitting on a barstool at the end of the bar. So he says to the bartender, "Hey man, what's with the chimp?" The bartender laughs and says, "Watch this!" The bartender walks over to the chimp, turns it around on the barstool and punches the chimp right in the mouth, knocking it off the barstool. The chimp gets up off the floor, pulls down the bartender's zipper and gives the bartender a *******. The customer says, "Wow!! Can I try that?" "Sure thing," says the bartender. "Great," says the customer, "But don't hit me as hard as you hit the chimp."

Answer 3

Hey! The joke goes like this. Their are three guys walking down the street, the first guy walks into a bar the other two duck...

Answer 4

and sits down next to a fellow that wreaks of alcohol. the gentlemen begin conversing, and eventually the drunk tells him about gliding off of the roof of the skyscraper where the bar is located. finally the drunks says, "com'on up, and i' show you."
on the roof the drunk yells "yee haw!" and does a running jump over the edge. the new comer watches in horror. moments later the man comes flying back onto the roof.
excited the newcomer begs to know how this is done.
the drunk explains that the wind catches you just right, and the currents sends you right back up.
after witnessing this demonstrating several more times, the newcomer decides he wants to try. he runs and jumps over the edge yelling, "weeeee."
down in the bar, there is a loud crash outside. the bartender says, "boy that Superman sure is an *sshole when he is drunk!"

Answer 5

A guy walks into a bar and quickly realizes that it's a gay bar. But the
man really wants a drink, so he goes in anyway.

The man walks up to the bartender and says, "I'd like a beer." And the
bartender replies, "I can't give you a drink until you tell me the name of
your penis."

The man is very confused, so he turns to the guy on his right and asks him,
"What's the name of your penis?"

And the guy replies, "Timex... Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'."

So then the man turns to the guy on his left and asks him, "What's the name
of your penis?"

And the man replies, "Energizer... It keeps going and going and..."

So the man finally understands what is going on, and he says to the
bartender, "The name of my penis is Secret."

And the bartender asks "Why?"

And the man replies, "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. "

Answer 6

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman

"Give me a glass of water."

The barman gives him the glass of water and says. "Sorry for asking, but why do you want water?"

"You'd ask for water if you'd got what I've got." Came the reply.

"Why, what have you got?" Asks the barman interestedly.

"Two cents!"

Answer 7

because it has been scientifically proven that if we drink one liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of ****. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk **** than to drink water.
and be full of it.

Answer 8

I was going to write a funny answer....but nothing can top MARY'S answer....great one babe. Just give her the 10points.

Answer 9

and gets a drink and leaves

Answer 10

OUCH!!!!!