A student said to his instructor, "Can you give me a simple example illustrating Einstein's theory of relativity?"
"Yes. Say, you've put your nose into my ars. Now you say, 'I've nose in the a*s,' and I say 'I've a nose in the ars.' The expression is the same, but the sensations are quite different!"
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A group of professors is standing in a university corridor discussing something. Suddenly a student in a big hurry runs by and pushes one of the professors slightly. That professor says to the student:
- Young man, you are not just being rude to us, you have disrupted our scientific discussion, your ignorant buffoonery might have deprived the world's civilization of the greatest scientific discovery ever and pushed it back to the Stone Age ...
The humbled student mumbling zellions of apologies sneaks away. The professor turns back to his colleagues and continues:
- All right, then I, like, throw her legs up my shoulders...
2006-09-12 07:42:18 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaww!! That's just B-A-D! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-12 09:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-09-12 15:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-09-12 14:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats was on I didnt laugh though
2006-09-12 15:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by Tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.Funny. The first was kind of crappy but the first one is okay.....
2006-09-12 15:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by de_dark_angel71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny at all....either one of them.
2006-09-12 15:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... truly great science at works there
2006-09-12 15:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
? The first I dont follow, the second I dont swallow.
2006-09-12 14:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it. They are both a little stupid.
2006-09-12 14:51:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they sux
2006-09-12 14:53:01 · answer #10 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋