Because if I was you would be stuck with Cheyney!
2006-09-12 07:28:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cause you are never where your suppose to be? Maybe they can find you reading children's book @ elementary schools.
2006-09-12 07:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by love_30034 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More Bush bashing? No I don't know why you're not assassinated, but after reading more closely, I guess I do now.
2006-09-12 14:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the assassin want to save his bullet for the puppeteer?
2006-09-13 01:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by steve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it doesn't matter, if its not you its someone just like you. How many people know that Kerry is actually George Bush's cousin? Look it up!
2006-09-12 14:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too accurate to be really funny, it makes me feel sad really. But a nice try to be sure.
2006-09-12 14:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the only moron that would think about that would be a liberal , and we all know liberals aren't even capable of holding a job rather affording a gun and ammunition .
2006-09-12 14:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz u'r an alright dude that is just the front man of a bunch of assholes
2006-09-12 14:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Assholes like you live long for human to suffer, otherwise your God SATAN will not be happy.
2006-09-12 16:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by zakum2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you didn't go on Cheney's hunting trip.
2006-09-12 14:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because we all know you're too stupid to duck! Just lucky I guess.
2006-09-12 14:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by sixties 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋