A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For
stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and
for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his
plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother
stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her,
Dad, or should I?"
2006-09-12 07:03:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte
Cassino went to the local church for confession.
He said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman
knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So
I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my
son and you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with
sexual favors."
The priest said: "By doing that, you were both in great
danger. However, two people together under those circumstances
are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you! are truly
sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."
"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have
one more question."
"And what is that?" said the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
2006-09-12 07:03:58 · update #1
both good jokes! ha ha ha!
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2006-09-12 08:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha those are so funny!!!!
I heard the little boy one but in another way. The kid kicked chicken, cow, and something else, so he went with out milk, eggs and that other thing. Dad walked in and kicked cat. Kid looks at mom and says, are you going to tell him or should I. Still cute!!
2006-09-12 07:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second one about the elderly Italian man better. The first one was just ok...
2006-09-12 07:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one i'd heard already only the father stepped on a cat instead; the 2nd one was really funny. =)
2006-09-12 07:33:06 · answer #4 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before but it was nice the second time round. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-12 08:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by daisy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!!!
2006-09-12 07:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...the second one was funny...haha
2006-09-12 07:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-12 13:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋