My sister was recently talking about how she didnt understand Shakespeare. Then she said "Don't get me wrong, I like his movies"!!!
I'm sure you can think of even better ones!!!!
2006-09-12 06:53:05 · 21 answers · asked by choc_tpot 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
on the bus one time this women was sitting near the front when here mobile rang i could not here the person on the other end but i bet it went like this
women: "hello i am on the bus"
other end: "where abouts are you"
women: "sitting behind the driver"
i am not making it up by the way
2006-09-12 07:17:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't think af anything off the top of my head, but I can remember a Jasper Carrott quote -
'I was giving a lift to an aunie of mine, and we were doing 70 down the motorway. A Farari passed us going at 140, and my anut said "Tut Tut, he wont get there any quicker," and I thought, "Yes he will! He'll get there in half the time!"'
Oh, just thought of one - My cousin called me on my House phone, and asked where I was! Duh!
Funny things guys say - Science teacher was describing single cell organisms, and said Orgasms instead! In a room full of 15 year old girls!
2006-09-12 15:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by Seph7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Using the wrong word by mistake, which sounds similar, is called a malapropism. It comes from "The Rivals" by Sheridan, whose female character Mrs. Malaprop was always doing that. This added humour to his work. Just thought you may like to know this fairly usless piece of information.
2006-09-13 04:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by coolbythepool23# 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, how about funny things guys say too?
KC Armstrong on the Howard Stern Show talking about "serenading" meat in the refrigerator!
2006-09-12 14:07:52 · answer #4 · answered by Lee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this woman say "why just women you sexist sod"? I think that's funny. I'm just kidding by the way. You always have to say how you're saying something on here before you upset someone. Doh!
2006-09-12 13:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife and i were enjoying dinner at a nice restaurant,when i asked her what she was having for her main course,she answered immediately,i fancy the pork sword.Needless to say i could barely eat for laughing,...............to anyone not familiar with a pork sword it is also known as the beef bayonet,she ended up with the pork medallion
2006-09-12 14:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by havanadig 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I asked my husband if he was going to buy corn plants for his garden. He got a big laugh out of that. But I've never planted gardens before.
2006-09-12 14:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by jane d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this what you mean????
My mum (in her 70's) announced she was going to the hairdressers for a **** job!!!
When we stopped screaming with laughter we told her she meant a blow DRY.
Also I remember telling my dad (when i was only about 16) about a helicopter crash on the news but not to worry the pilot ejaculated before it crashed! - Don't know who was more embarrased!
2006-09-12 16:04:45 · answer #8 · answered by auntiebella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother was trying to explain who Orlando Bloom was and said "He's the one from Pirates of Penzance."
Las at work asked "How long will it take to get 7 hours flexi?"
2006-09-12 14:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friends and I were discussing why you shouldn't eat soft cheese during pregnancy....i.e brie... listeria..that sorta thing.
My friend looked absolutely dreadful and worried whilst anouncing
"I ate soft cheese during my pregnancy...!"
Her sister spoke up saying.."But you don't like soft cheese"...
To which she replied " Yeah I do...you know when you have toast and cheese and it melts and goes soft......"
Absolute class.....Her son is 15 now and she still gets pelters for that statement.
2006-09-12 14:10:53 · answer #10 · answered by audrey_o 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋