2006-09-12 05:31:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You must be pretty bored with your tiny life!
2006-09-12 05:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Island Queen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now you open up your Bible and see for yourself what God really did say...about eternal life, mercy, love, forgiveness, peace, etc etc
He said some very shocking, unfathomable things, but He said them...so we can be sure He meant them and will follow through with every single one, because God is not a man that He should lie.
2006-09-12 12:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by j-Z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God was lying. He is reserving a lot of the space for a Golf Course.
2006-09-12 12:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Call reservations dept. @ Motel 6. They always have room
except when there are conventions and big football games.
2006-09-12 12:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by wallyinsa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's it with you? Have you got issues with God because all your questions are about Him? Are you establishing yourself as a Christian or are you just being annoying?
2006-09-12 12:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by T.I 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mass suicides trying to make the deadline.
2006-09-12 12:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you are high went to a hotel and heard that at the front desk.
2006-09-12 12:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by shaawanat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe you misunderstood him, maybe he said we have plenty of room up here, you just have to repent of your sins and accept him as your savior and live a sinless life.
2006-09-12 12:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Scarlett 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heaven needs to be expanded, I know some guys who can do that.
2006-09-12 12:38:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
start nailing people to crosses.....make a giant field, you can get 2 people to a cross front and back so that should free up some space
2006-09-12 12:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by scarlet_bat 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋