2006-09-12 05:22:28 · 18 answers · asked by The Phoenix 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
you should go to the doctor.
2006-09-12 05:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by WendyD1999 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You go to the bathroom, take off your pants and trousers and throw them in the bin. You then take your jumper and put it on like a pair of trousers. The drawback is of course that you will spend the remainder of the day walking around with your nuts hanging out of the headhole but at least you wont smell of poo.
2006-09-12 07:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by paul_hill_swan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like incontinence...link below may help...don't feel bad, my mom's got the same problem...so do 12 million Americans in the workforce and over 30% of Americans over age 60...some good suggestions have already been listed on how to deal with emergency situations. Hang in there!
2006-09-12 05:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, speaking from the management side, I have had people walk out and call me from their cells or their apts, or even from a payphone "I had a bathroom emergency". That's all I needed to know, that could cover anything. And it gets marked down as sick time until they returned. And if anyone (tacky!) were to mention "hey you changed your pants", that person just said "yeah, the dog jumped on me, I spilled mustard, the button fell off" etc.
2006-09-12 05:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you think this problem is likely to happen, just keep a change of clothing in work, wash out the soiled articles in the wash room & pop into a carrier bag to take home.
2006-09-12 05:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by panang 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is an ongoing problem, you can wear adult undergarments.
If you suddenly got sick and had an accident, you can tell someone like a supervisor or H.R.
Years ago my old boss got violently ill one morning and shat himself while running down the hallway to get to the bathroom. He gave me money to go out and buy him a new pair of trousers and underwear.
It happens sometimes. Mature adults realize this. There has to be someone you can call over to help you.
2006-09-12 05:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by BoomChikkaBoom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some really great answers above but wish you had said what was the medical reason -as I believe there must be one - why you were seeking advice but hey, there is some 'silver lining' at least you are well enough to go to work but best wishes, and sympathy
2006-09-12 05:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by william john l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you know that you are going to soil yourself, it is wise to keep an extra set of clothing at work or in your car. Good luck to you
2006-09-12 05:26:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♪♫♪justpassingby♪♫♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the restroom, take your underwear off and throw it away. Clean your backside really well, and put your pants back on. It might feel funny to go commando the rest of the day, but it sure beats the embarrassment of stink and stains.
2006-09-12 05:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by Brad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should see your doctor about your problems and let your employer know. If it is that bad take a spare load of clothing with you and some sort of incontinence pants.
2006-09-12 07:51:20 · answer #10 · answered by lonely as a cloud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soil -as in peed or pooped? I think people would notice the wet if you peed, and the smell if you pooped. Best thing would to hide under your desk until everyones gone....
2006-09-12 05:24:59 · answer #11 · answered by K-9 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋