Life Cycle...
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy;
go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day,and then...
you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
2006-09-12 05:01:01 · 15 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That Would Be Fantastic!!
Ahhhhh, Just Imagine.............
2006-09-12 09:31:00 · answer #1 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty interesting i've never thought about it like that it would be kind of neat to live like that cause then all the bad stuff would happen first and we wouldnt have to worry about it
2006-09-12 05:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by ashers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an existence in a reversed order - from death to procreation.
2006-09-12 05:05:40 · answer #3 · answered by camilo r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not good - the mere thought of returning to my mums "inside-lady-bits" fills me with absolute horror.
Its wrong - very very wrong!!!
2006-09-12 05:07:13 · answer #4 · answered by beardedgoose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS THE COOLEST THING I EVER HEARD.
I have NEVER thought about that. Thats so AWESOME!
How did u come up with that?
2006-09-12 05:04:21 · answer #5 · answered by Boricua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good luck getting mom to open up when that day comes.. yick
2006-09-12 07:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome!!!!
2006-09-12 06:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by Brianna'sMomma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then i'd be swimmin in my dad's sack for a while. lol.
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2006-09-12 05:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real knee slapper, that one! "Wouldn't it be loverly?"
2006-09-12 05:09:19 · answer #9 · answered by r200bth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds good on paper...
2006-09-12 05:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋