ROFL
For you guys who won't lsiten to a woman because she is too stupid
to know ANYTHING!
>> In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to
touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one
labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice felling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things likethis.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm
air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.!
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN
>>
2006-09-12 04:44:33 · 16 answers · asked by wilowdreams 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dang sorry I didnt know it was old =(
2006-09-12 04:50:46 · update #1
Sorry, what did you say - I was listening - honest!
2006-09-12 06:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW MAYBE THEY'LL LISTEN!!!! But I doubt it. That's a really cute joke, I'll have to remember it to tell all my friends at the truck stop! They'll get a kick out of it. Thanx for making me smile!
2006-09-12 12:00:22 · answer #2 · answered by r200bth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke but women dont listen either. And btw not all women are stupid. Just the ones we know are stupid.
2006-09-12 12:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was an old one but it still makes me laugh when i here it! But men will never listen no matter what happens to them ever
2006-09-12 12:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by ashers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...yup,thats right,men never listen
2006-09-12 11:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by salmonbelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH Yeay.... maybe HE will listen next time.... OUCH you know that had to hurt
2006-09-12 11:49:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch... you never press a red button. NEVER! I don't care if a woman told you or not. lol. that must SUCK! lol.
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2006-09-12 11:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.
They never listen and they never ask for directions.
2006-09-12 12:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Boricua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke- still good.
2006-09-12 11:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by ecmcr699 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before but its good
2006-09-12 11:48:34 · answer #10 · answered by lenz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋