I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts, have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
2006-09-12 04:42:14 · 23 answers · asked by Grandma of six 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's not funny because I live in Florida and they let everyone drive without taking the test repeatedly. It's very annoying, some older man drove with a person he had hit on his windshield and didn't know the person was there!!!
2006-09-12 04:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by alis_n_1derland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly not the best telling of this old joke, but yes it is funny. Funny because we all grow old and feeble, and it better to laugh (rather than cry) about the pain of death.
Like old Caveat Robert said: Upon turning 80 a young fella said to him, Mr. Robert I don't know if I'd want to live to be 80 years old; to which Caveat replied, Son that's because you've never been 79!
2006-09-12 11:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by Kantos Kan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a typical Florida story to me! I suppose it's funny - if you don't live in Florida. If you DO live in Florida & don't yet have a AARP card - watch out for these drivers! They can usually be spotted by: seeing two hands on the steering wheel, and a whispy poof of blue white hair almost level with the dash (AKA Florida's famous 'headless drivers').
2006-09-12 11:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by mustanglynnie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because it's true. My grandma-in-law lived in Florida. She was completely crippled by rheumatoid arthritis and in a wheelchair (her mind was 100% good though). Every few years she renewed her driver's license THROUGH THE MAIL. She thought it was hilarious. (Obviously she didn't actuallly use it for anything but ID.)
2006-09-13 13:38:49 · answer #4 · answered by Gevera Bert 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its SO true!
They are freaking EVERYWHERE> They f***ing piss me the F*** off!
I almost got hit by this old guy that completely cut me off and then looked as if he had never seen me there in the first place.
I think we need to do something about old people driving. They are dangerous. NO JOKE.
2006-09-12 12:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Boricua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me about it! My grandpa picked me up from the airport last friday... oh boy! I'm gettin a taxi next time.
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2006-09-12 11:56:04 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i loved it ,it sure is funny to me. I have to let my sister read this she will be crying lmao (she lives in Orlando). Thks for the laugh
2006-09-12 11:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Florida that's almost every person driving!
2006-09-12 11:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is not funny at all and the sad, sad thing is that does happen. people still have their drivers license and they should have stopped driving years ago
2006-09-12 11:46:55 · answer #9 · answered by babybro35 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In Florida that's not a joke at all. That's reality.
2006-09-12 11:45:29 · answer #10 · answered by emanmetal911 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋