A Professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife it read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
2006-09-12 04:36:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-09-12 04:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by BaybiiBlondie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats Good
2006-09-13 04:28:36 · answer #2 · answered by BLUE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny!
2006-09-12 11:39:48 · answer #3 · answered by chartneck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one....made me laugh! LOL i think i might have heard it before though
2006-09-12 12:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by ashers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved that one for me to use
great one
2006-09-12 14:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its funny
2006-09-12 12:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, funny as.
2006-09-12 11:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea good one. have to show the other half that one!
2006-09-12 12:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by one who has no name 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-12 11:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by lenz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nicely done,thumbs up!
2006-09-12 11:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by cute1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before,but great joke
2006-09-12 11:40:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋