Whats the worst "laughing fit" you have had? please tell what and why made it happen!?

Question

Yahoo Answers just made me laugh so hard, so i want to hear yrs now.

Answer 1

it's one of those "you had to be there" stories. We were camping this past memorial weekend, a bunch of dudes. Then we started talking about threesomes. "if you had to sleep with two of the opposite sex, but you only have 10 points to play with, on a scale of 1 to 10, would you sleep with two number fives, or would you pick a 7 and a 3, or a 9 and a 1... But you had to make BOTH come, What would you pick?" after much debate, most people agreed that they would sleep with a 7 and a 3. They would do the 3 first them finish off with the 7... and so on. One of my friends who doesn't say much was just sitting in a corner when we asked him what he would choose. he said "i'd pick 10 1's, and beat the f u c k out of them"
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Answer 2

The worst laughing fit I had was the first time I watched the movie Porky's. The scene where Miss Ballbricker was wanting a line up of the boys to look for the incriminating mole on the penis for identification.

Answer 3

I think the second worst laughing I ever had was when I watched a video on YouTube called "What Slenderman does behind your back". I was in my room alone at this point and was confused as to what Slendy was doing when right at the end his face zoomed into the screen. It made me jump and that's when I started having a laughing fit for five minutes. My worst was when I was in bed and my sister came and sat on the spare bed. We talked for a bit and then she started singing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. I then said something (I can't remember what) that was random enough to get me laughing for 10 minutes straight. By the end of it, tears were streaming down my face and my dad walked in, asking if I was alright. My sister never lets me live it down!

Answer 4

Probably at work when I was e-mailed the chucknorrisfacts website I just could not stop laughing every where I went some one came up with various facts like. There is no chin behind chuck's bread just another fist. and when the boogie man goes to bed at night he checks his closet for chucknorris. Oh and there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because chuck norris lives in Oklahoma.

Answer 5

At my mother's wedding, I got that feeling where nothing's funny but you want to laugh just because you know how awful it would be if you did. The ceremony was about half way through when I just couldn't suppress it any more, and I just burst out in complete hysterics. Everyone looked over at me in amazement and fury, I'll never forget the look on my mum's face, and I've felt really bad about it ever since.

Answer 6

When I was at school I studied drama, and one of the exercises we were given was this:
Three people had to leave the room while this was being organised.
The teacher then selected 1 person to perform, without props or anything, a task that is commonly done, such as vacuuming the floor or something.
So this person would have to mime plugging a cleaner in, switching it on, vacuuming, switching it off, unplugging it, tying up the cable etc etc, also without making any noises.

One person then comes into the room and watches this performance, but they don't know what it is. They then have to re-enact this as best they can.
Then the next person comes into the room and does the same, then the next.
It's like the active version of Chinese Whispers, it gets so distorted and silly by the end. I was watching this happening and fell off my chair laughing :)

Answer 7

After a mate of mine saw a good looking girl, he Freudian-slipped the immortal "I wouldn't mind her putting her c*ck in my mouth!" We'll never let him live it down! And I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes!

Answer 8

when I was in high school I was at a party, and my friend an I were kicked out because we could not stop laughing! I can't even remember what was so funny. and no we were not drunk or stoned, maybe we had too much sugar or caffeine.

Answer 9

My worst laughing fit was yesterday when I hit my stomach and was laughing uncontrollably for half an hour... Is there something wrong with me?

Answer 10

during french class when i was about 14. i didn't have my homework done and was brought to the front of class for a bollocking. as the teacher was shouting at me she rhetorically asked "...how do i remember to get up in the morning?". i thought to myself "... a clock reminds me". that was it, cue fits of uncontrollable laughter for 10 mins. i was in such tears that even she was laughing by the end of it.