can somebody give me a very hilarious joke? :)?

Question

im bored,,.

Answer 1

- What is an ig?

- An Eskimo's house without a loo.

Answer 2

this is somewhat an old joke but i can make some bored people laugh by telling this:

John was a very religious person. Unfortunately, he is now going to die. When the pastor came to the hospital, John's situation become worse.. he asked for a pen and a paper and wrote something on it, then he died. The pastor put the message onto his jacket.
On the burial, the pastor noticed that he was wearing the same jacket when John died. He said, "John was a very religious person. and before he died, he has a very inspirational message to us." The pastor opened the message and read aloud, "You're stepping on my oxygen tube!!"

..... =)

Answer 3

COUGH SYRUP

The Pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"

The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough."

Answer 4

Dynamite!

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"