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Witches have some good teeth!

2006-09-12 03:24:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Absolutely not! Witches shy away from new-fangled contraptions and consider calculators to be primarily an attempt by Christianity to convert abacus lovers from their Pagan roots!

Ummm....what I wouldn't give for a tasty abacus about now.......

2006-09-12 10:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Matt 2 · 0 0

Sure. How do you think witches can make their brew from memory? A little of this, a little of that. All done in the head.

2006-09-12 10:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Witches eat calculators... Fairies wear boots... I thought everyone knew that.

2006-09-12 10:26:11 · answer #3 · answered by Peace Frog 3 · 1 1

Witches will eat anything... you can count on that!

2006-09-12 11:11:03 · answer #4 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0 0

They want to turn into Count Dracula. Get it? Count?

2006-09-12 10:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 1 1

i wouldn't want them munching on my yummie berries so feed em calculators

2006-09-12 11:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey i do not eat calculators....i eat silverware

2006-09-12 10:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by icecreamheadache420 2 · 1 0

maybe they want to befriend the Count (dracula)

2006-09-12 10:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

I use to.

D*mn diodes give me gas though.

2006-09-12 10:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by Pablito 5 · 1 1

Bobby talks crap.

2006-09-12 10:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by pickle head 6 · 0 1

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