a mans watching tv and his wife says "that cupboard needs fixing" he says "do i looke like a carpenter". and then she says "the the taps in the kitchen need fixing", he says "do i look like a plumber". and then she says "and the lighting in the bedroom needs sorting" he says "ok im off down the pub ill have a word with the lads see if they can sort it".when he comes back all the jobs have been done so he says "who done this", his wife says "or i got big john from next door". "how did you pay him" he says. she said "well i offered him either sex or a chocolate cake", the man says "yeah john likes his cakes". his wife says "do i look like a baker.
2006-09-12 02:04:48 · 16 answers · asked by jericho sland 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool...!!! i just wish we could be neighbors..hahaha lol
2006-09-12 02:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-12 02:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by Desert Rose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, women always outsmarting the guys!!
2006-09-12 03:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-09-12 03:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by shortcake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle, chuckle.
Sorry, that's the best I can do this morning.
2006-09-12 02:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one,it made me laugh
2006-09-12 03:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by Semiramis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's implying she looks like a prostitute...?
2006-09-12 03:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile
2006-09-12 02:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha I have heard that before FUNNY FUNNY!
2006-09-12 02:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me smile.
2006-09-12 02:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by katz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋