There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, and the Jew said to the chicken: "why did you cross the road?!"
Any guesses who wrote that? (Here's a clue: he's English).
2006-09-12 01:43:47 · 10 answers · asked by vomitsupermodel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The English man.
2006-09-12 01:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by arnab 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
English
2006-09-12 02:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by RX8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the jew told it and you wrote it
thanks for the 2 points
hope you get a laugh from this one:
Three Legged Chicken
Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour.
Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn't catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing it turn into a small farm, Juan followed it.
To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of the chickens had three legs.
The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, "Three-legged chickens? That's astonishing!"
The farmer replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love drumsticks."
Juan was curious. "How does a three-legged chicken taste?"
The farmer smiled. "Dunno. Haven't been able to catch one yet."
2006-09-16 01:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ben Elton
2006-09-12 01:47:05 · answer #4 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who
2006-09-12 02:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the englishman
2006-09-12 01:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares it sucked
2006-09-12 01:51:53 · answer #7 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know.But whoever he was,he was a dumbass.
2006-09-12 03:22:09 · answer #8 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You. LOL.
2006-09-12 06:49:51 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you did...
2006-09-12 01:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋