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just wondering.

2006-09-12 01:21:24 · 40 answers · asked by KU 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

only joking peeps, no reports please.

2006-09-12 01:26:42 · update #1

40 answers

ROFLMAO!! Oh crap I needed that laugh!! This should be in the joke section!!! Its too funny!

2006-09-12 01:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by jobie023 3 · 2 0

Only if they were Catholics. That would be a Mass murder. If they were Protestants, it would be a mass murder. If they were atheists, they'd just have been there for the free wine. If they were Muslims, then they would have the day wrong. Or something.

2006-09-12 01:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by inquisitor 3 · 1 0

Depends if Mass was interrupted or you made the Priest screw up. I'd imagine the Police and the other flashing lights lot would put a dampner on things though. Yeah, that and the dead parishoners.

2006-09-12 01:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by AaronO 2 · 0 0

Yes, A MASS murderer but only if it was a Catholic church

2006-09-12 01:32:43 · answer #4 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0 0

You would get the D E A T H penalty

Died Eating At Texas Hospitality

2006-09-12 04:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0 0

Funny.

gwbruce, I'm gonna steal that Adam and Steve joke from ya. Friggen hilarious.

2006-09-12 01:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only if it was a Catholic church. But if you did that and then went home and jumped all over your box of wheaties I suppose you could theoretically be a cereal killer too.

2006-09-12 01:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes.

i Had similar jokes removed

e.g. If Adam and eve had no Naval, did they have an air force.

should they canonise Eve, after all she is the mother of humanity? then we would have Adam and St.Eve

2006-09-12 01:23:38 · answer #8 · answered by gwbruce_2000 3 · 3 0

I think only catholics call is a mass

2006-09-12 01:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only if it was a catholic church and then you'd probably just be a hero!

2006-09-12 01:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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