2006-09-12 01:00:29 · 28 answers · asked by Laughing Boy 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
It was the Roman God of Milk, Udderus Maximus. He was having a nap at the time having just been on a jaunt with Bacchus.
2006-09-12 01:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The origin of when, how, and who discovered milk remains largely a mystery. However, a popular theory, based on recently discovered cave paintings, is that a primitive human with a mental disorder walked up to a cow, and upon seeing a large pink bag, wondered to himself, "I wonder what would happen if I squeezed that big pink thing down there...". Wrapping his hand around the cow's nipple, he gave it a gentle squeeze, then another squeeze, then a firmer squeeze, then several quick tugs in succession, and finally one big long yank, causing the white liquid (later known as "milk") to come out in several gooey spurts. The cow, not very happy about having some horny male human squeezing her private area, promptly reared up her legs and gave him a good swift kick in the noggin, killing him instantly.
A nearby tribe member, who had happened to have witnessed the violent incident from a relatively safe distance, devised a cunning plan. After giving the cow a few swigs of whiskey and taking the cow to a dimly-lit movie theatre, he began squeezing the nipples of the now very drunk and sedate cow. Once the milk came out again, he exclaimed to himself "I say, I wonder what this weird, white liquid that just came out of this cow tastes like!". Taking a sip, he found that it had a most refeshing and delicious taste, reminiscent of roasted almonds. He died of hepatitis D the next day.
Eventually, the fondling of cows' **** spread around the world, and various other animals were tested using this proven method. Some of the other types of milk that were later discovered are goat's and yak's. However, as with any scientific revolution, many unsuccesful experiments were tried on other animals, such as turtles, sharks, lions, and humans. None survived. Shortly after the millenium and years of speculation it was confirmed that milk is better than wood. Mainly because it can be used to make tea.
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2006-09-12 08:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by ~The Bytch 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The guy who discovered milk is now a rich cow!
Who is...Mr. Borden
As to what he was doing?
Well, it's a family secret as how he discovered milk...but, Mrs. Borden was once over heard saying to a friend...
"That cow has never been the same!"
2006-09-12 09:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by gurlyruby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animal milk was first used as human food at the beginning of animal domestication. Cow's milk was first used as human food in the Middle East. Goats and sheep were domesticated in the Middle East between 9000 and 8000 BC.
2006-09-12 08:06:34 · answer #4 · answered by SAM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I notice your question doesnt actually refer to cows milk so here goes...... it would have been a natural progression, a newborn baby suckles its mothers breast and someone will have thought
"i wonder if other animals do the same" on discovering that they do it wouldnt be long before someone tasted it & decided it was ok to drink, So the answer to your questions are 'the first mother' and 'holding their newborn baby'
2006-09-12 08:25:52 · answer #5 · answered by Rick M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Milk was always there in the cow, or milk bearing animal. It is impossible to determine who milked the first ani,mal.t would have to be someone in the prehistoric days.
2006-09-12 08:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When babies of mammals are born they have this strong desire to suck. (Isn't it fortunate that most of us still like sucking?).
Lo and behold, the females of the species had something for the babies to get hold of and wheeeeeee milk emerged in flowing abundance.
What was the question? Oh yes. It's amazing what self-discovery can lead to.
2006-09-12 08:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by Geoff M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It makes you think, doesn't it. Someone walking along, thinking, "Hey, I am going to pull on those things under the cow and drink what comes out." What about an egg!
2006-09-12 08:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have often wondered about that one myself.
And what about cheese?
Who thought, "Wow! Rotten milk! Lets make some food out of this stuff... "
And what about eggs. "Hey lets eat whatever dropped out of that birds bottom..."
Strange where food comes from.
2006-09-12 08:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by sw21uk2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some drunks tried to w*** a bull while playing truth or dare but they found a cow instead.
2006-09-12 08:06:09 · answer #10 · answered by lkraie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋