a rich man and a poor man were talking about what they bought there wives for Valentine's Day,
the rich man says,," I bought my wife and car and a diamond ring"
the poor guy goes "why" rich man replies"because if she doesn't like the one she allways has the other...
the poor man replies," i got my wife slippers and a dildo" why a dido" the rich man asks,
the poor mans says" if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and f*ck herself....
sorry ;)
2006-09-12 00:41:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BRILLIANT!!!!!
2006-09-12 00:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by Mizz Julie 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
4 out of 10
2006-09-12 00:46:15 · answer #2 · answered by singa_dude 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't be sorry that was FUNNY! hahahahahahahahahA The only way that isn't funny is if the person reading it is the one who needs the dildo!
2006-09-12 01:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it before but still makes me laugh
2006-09-12 03:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by Semiramis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-12 01:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by alexio 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And you felt the need to post that why?
2006-09-12 00:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by Irish Girl in Cali 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
ewww.. I hate green jokes ~_~
2006-09-12 03:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
f u c k i n g
s h i t
2006-09-12 01:12:51 · answer #8 · answered by lava lad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's good
2006-09-12 08:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by kate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha love it.
2006-09-12 01:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by katz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-12 07:04:49 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋