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1] is our children learning? 2] they greatly misunderestimated us 3] i am the war president. 4] mission accomplished 5] you're doing a great job brownie............ HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID THIS NUMBNUTS BECOME PRESIDENT???????

2006-09-11 20:29:53 · 29 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Politics & Government Politics

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Ya know Kurley.....I ask myself this question every single day of my life. This guy doesn't even know how to run a washing machine let alone a country. He can't even take his head out of his @$$ long enough to learn how to speak.....What were these people thinking electing him,not one, but TWO times? Complete idiots if you ask me.

2006-09-12 03:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by ... 6 · 1 4

Like this:

Three Doctors walk into a bar together and discuss surgeries they had performed. The first one said: "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second doctor said: "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said: "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

2006-09-12 03:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Puppetdent Bush is a fall guy. They knew that they wanted to pursue an agenda that was criminal and needed someone to take the fall as soon as the gooey brown mass hits the fan.

it is obvious that only a guy with an IQ of untoasted bread (about 4, toasted bread has already 5) would take the role as fall guy. Well, they found him. if he gets impeached and thrown out, Darth Cheney will assume the position as President and continue with the same criminal agenda.

2006-09-12 04:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by The answer man 4 · 1 0

I didn't vote for him or any other Republican that ran for president!

What a record!! Bush,Bush, Reagan, Nixon!! That is the best the Republicans have? They are all thieves!!

If this were a democracy he would have lost the election, just like he lost the popular vote! With his brother's state of 25 electoral votes he won by 1 vote!

2006-09-12 03:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by cantcu 7 · 0 0

i wish I knew the answer. I've hated bush since the 2000 election, and no matter how much i think about it i can't see why anyone would ever vote for him. The crazy thing is if you watch fox newsthey act like bush is awesome and everyone else is a bunch of idiots. It unbelievable how they can spin anything to look good in their eyes.

Where's Bin Laden?

2006-09-12 03:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by aarontwoa 2 · 2 0

ROFFLMAO! Everyone knows he's a numbnuts!. President ? now that's a streatch..Ol' G Dubya, was put there by the New World Order, not one vote meant a damn thing, ( except the Electorial College votes. ) I can't get over the " Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice..uh..don't try it again".
Great question, risky, but GREAT.

2006-09-12 03:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by twostories 4 · 1 0

president Bush was elected twice by the people. It is not that hard to understand unless you are a member of the lying left, and hate the man just because your side can't win an election!!!

It is so good to see that our president must be perfect in the eyes of all damncrats. Just remember what comes around goes around!!!

2006-09-12 07:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Equally dumb dumb@sses voted for him?

You know, this all goes to prove another point...all those people screaming that affirmative action gives unfair advantage to minorities????? This jackass of a president shows how much "unfair advantage" has been given to the GORWB (Good Ol' Rich White Boys) contingent. Could anyone else graduate from college with that level of " intelligence " ????

2006-09-12 03:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by Joey's Back 6 · 1 1

The numbnuts got elected by numbnuts!

2006-09-12 03:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by coorissee 5 · 1 0

Numbnuts vote for numbnuts. Christofascists.

2006-09-12 03:44:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

But you forgot : "Fool me once, well um well then you'll be fooling me but then fool me... again and thennn ...It's a expression we have in Texas, I'm sure you have it in Tenneesee too, right?" And we always still to this day have to worry about the threat of Nucular war - he said it 5 times tonight

2006-09-12 05:24:32 · answer #11 · answered by Sidoney 5 · 0 0

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