Can you tell me something?

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interesting? Scary? Thought provoking? Different?

I don't care about work at home schemes that I'll make billions of dollars in just minutes a day, or that you want to do some hot blonde in places I don't even want to imagine.

I want something cool to read!

Hit it.

Why yes, I actually do know who Paganini is. But how kind of you to assume I don't (I'm a Malmsteen fan - I wonder if YOU get THAT reference).

Congrats Button!! How adorable! I have 2 girls of my own, and my 18-month old is doing all those "first time" things now!

Stephanie - that's pretty dang funny ;)

SLS - I'll consider it. But no 10 points for you, because I could have gotten a book reference from the library.

Answer 1

My words exactly. My grand daughter learned to wave bye bye today. I just had to tell someone.

Answer 2

hit it?? hit what? you want to read something interesting? pick up a bible and read it from cover to cover you dirty little whore!!!! nah, im just playing- heres a joke

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

Answer 3

Well, there was this hot blond I met and ..... just kidding. :)

In order to tell you something you considered interesting, scary, thought provoking, or different - I would have to know more about you, and I'm not sure if you want me to know you.

The same could be said for things I think are cool to read, how would I know if you also found it cool?

So I'll just say :

Hello. I feel fine. I hope your day is going well.

Answer 4

I got one! Niccolo Paganini used to show off by breaking THREE of his strings on puropse to finish the rest of the piece on ONE STRING going in to SUPER high positions! That would have been so awesome to see. I bet you dont even know what Im talking about do you?

Answer 5

Then read the coolest book on this planet, The Urantia Book...your life will change forever! :-)

Answer 6

That all of the events in your life was leading you to this very moment of your life.

Answer 7

I can't think of anything that original. How good can life get?

Answer 8

research on serial killers =) coz thats what i am doing rite now

Answer 9

I want you and love you!

Answer 10

http://www.all-creatures.org/articles/ar-aninsidelook.html
http://www.brown.edu/Student_Services/Health_Services/Health_Education/nutrition/veg.htm