2006-09-11 16:37:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
why do husbands fart and hold you under the blanket?
2006-09-11 16:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by bad kitty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will tell you why! It is because of the laws of murphy. They could be minding their own buisness and the wife could be claening or doing others things in another room and the minutes they go to the bathroom always seems to be the minute that they come looking for you. And sometimes they act paniced like a little kid that lost their mom in a crowded mall. Oh my goddness Where is my wife I can't find her. HONEY!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHERE COULD SHE BE SHE WAS HERE JUST A MINUTES AGO.
We tell our husbands so that they don't have panic attacks thinkikng that we finnally got the nerve to get up and leave them. LOL
2006-09-11 16:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by memorris900 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
maybe they want to get kinky in the bathroom but us men never take the hint.........ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Maybe next time I will follow my own advice and just take her telling me as a hint and see what happens.
The 3 things i can think that will either happen will be
(we will get really kinky and life will be more exciting
(2) she will thingk I am a weird and leave me
or (3) She will stop telling me the that point on everytiome she has to go
2006-09-11 16:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to tell my husband everytime, but whenever I get up he always asks where I am going.
2006-09-11 16:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm not married, but never at any given time have I kept any of my boyfriends fully aprised of my bathroom schedule. If he figured it out on his own, then good for him, if not, then I dind't make an issue about it.
2006-09-11 18:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because if any other woman's hubby is like mine.......They are always askin " Where ya goin" all the friggin time. That's why we tell our hubby's we have to go tinkle.lol
2006-09-11 16:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so they can let us know if we need to put the seat back down or did he remember to this time
i dont tell mines though unless he just asks where u goin? then i say i got to pee
2006-09-11 16:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's so when they don't come back in 15 minutes their husbands know where to send the search party.
2006-09-11 16:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because that's something husbands always want to know! But I'm not married so I don't know!
2006-09-11 16:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know why...i feel the need to tell people all the time.
2006-09-11 16:38:09 · answer #10 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋