I ate a whole bag of fruit loops then got this massive erection thats been with me for 2 days straight. I tried to beat it away but it wont go down - i am thinking maybe i used too much milk
discuss
2006-09-11 16:32:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
You are right, you are suffering from cranial-rectal inversion.
2006-09-11 16:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to point out the obvious, but FRUIT loops??? Have you considered that Fruit Loops are Gay..everything else seems to be gay...colors are 'gay,' Clothes are "gay," so I suppose that Fruit Loops could well be Gay. Change to Wheaties..the breakfast of champions. Seems some people here are "report happy"..what WOULD we do without the police making sure NO humor enters this site????
2006-09-11 23:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may need to go see a doctor and maybe they can give you a muscle relaxant. I'm not trying to be funny either, I just read about that a couple of days ago and you do need to see a doctor for that. Also there is probably too much blood in the area so they may have to drain it.
2006-09-11 23:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that you probably really wanted but maybe you should go to a doctor .
Chances are if this hasn't happend before you could of either reacted to the food you ate. or a chemical inbalance off setted itself.
I am no expert. but sometimes people can be allergic and have a allergic reation in weird places. and weird time. and for no apperant reason.
this could of been one of those times.
however to further prolong this you need TO SEE A DOCTOR. ASAP.
2006-09-11 23:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by d_a_truckergal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those weren't Fruit Loops, they were your dad's stash of Viagra. At least your girlfriend will be happy for a day or two.
2006-09-12 00:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think it was the fruit loops and milk. you need to seek medical attention for this asap. there is a condition
called pripaism (sorry about the spelling) get to a doctor.
2006-09-11 23:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fruit loops were laced with Cialis.
2006-09-11 23:38:30 · answer #7 · answered by illusions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idiot....reported.
2006-09-11 23:35:47 · answer #8 · answered by buddhafuldreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try a box right now and let you know if its a problem
2006-09-11 23:37:18 · answer #9 · answered by mike L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not funny at all. You need to go to bed.
2006-09-11 23:45:51 · answer #10 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋