All the windows and doors are locked. It's broad daylight. Maybe you were drunk or stoned or just stupid -- but somehow you got locked outside naked. How would you get out of this mess?
2006-09-11 16:19:38 · 13 answers · asked by chemicalimbalance000 4 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
I would streak until I found a clothesline that had something hanging on it.
He he he he I just changed my mind. There is a really nosy, really old, really 'gossipy' old man next door, and I would just go over there and knock on his door and ask if I could borrow his phone, and perhaps his bathrobe. Then after he told everybody what happened, I would act like I had no idea what he was talking about!
Thanks for the idea -
I think I will do that anyway!
2006-09-11 16:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hop into the car as I always leave it unlocked in the driveway. Drive to a friend's house in the country where the nearest neighbor is 1/4 mile away and borrow some shorts and a T-shirt.
2006-09-11 16:57:49 · answer #2 · answered by Delta Charlie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That actually happenned to me a few years ago. I just got out of the shower and wanted to run outside to get something out of my car, and got locked out naked. My fist thought was to get the spare house key that my Mom keeps in her car (nobody else was home at the time, but her car was there) but her car was locked and, of course, she had the key with her at work.
At that point, after checking the other doors and windows in the house, I gave up and just walked to the neighbor's house, rang the bell, and asked for the key that they keep to our house. Fortunately, they were home and had the key handy. I told them what happenned, borrowed the key, and made them promise not to tell my parents. All this time I'm talking to them completely naked, and we're all acting as if nothing is out of the ordinary (although the guy is probably popping out of his pants!).
I took the key, went back home and let myself in, got dressed and returned the key to them. They never told my parents, and nothing ever came of it.
2006-09-12 07:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by nudie chick 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well i live out in the counrty so i would crawl threw the window. Plus the only neighbor is a fat witch that yells all the time so i would go slow to remind her what hot WAS for her lol
2006-09-11 17:17:24 · answer #4 · answered by iamblessed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been there done that, i broke the door and got in the house. i was sun bathing naked in my back yard and forgot that the door locks behind me.
2006-09-12 07:16:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run to my back yard and hide. hide, hide, hide!!! Wow, this would be quite the pickle. Especially in my situation...you have no idea!!! HAHA, oh my gosh! This would seriously be the end of my world! I don't know what I would do. HOPEFULLY I would have my cell phone with me. If so, I'd call my sister and be like "AHHHH, help me! And bring clothes!!!" Wow, good question mate, good question! haha
2006-09-11 16:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by Scoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go to my next door neighbor and ask them if I could use the phone.
2006-09-12 18:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by Cindy C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you try that out once yourself?
I'm sure you can get to see some screaming neighbours!
2006-09-11 16:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by Orange 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide or break a window open.
2006-09-11 16:21:09 · answer #9 · answered by Luekas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would go to my next door neighbours house and just stand there talking to him
2013-12-18 13:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋