I would invite all world leaders, spiritual leaders, would be rebels, terrorists and other beings who claim to have all the answers to the "Let's remember for a day what it's like to just be a regular human being of planet earth event".
Everyone has to bring their family photo's, share stories from their real lives, be as friendly as possible, and try to get to know each other as people, not caricatures...
Everyone should bring a big pile of their favorite food to share with the crew. Homemade is best. We all eat on the floor, picknic style.
At the end of this event I predict 1 of 2 outcomes:
1: Everyone present realises that people do have more in common than anger, greed and hate, and goes home more moderate and prepared to do their part to make the world a better place for all the regular, decent, ordinary, hospitable, not-power obsessed, peace-loving people around the world who just want to get on with their lives.
2. All the egotistical politician / world-leader / etc frieks prove themselves completely incapable of listening to or relating to other human beings with different views, and kill each other... making the world a better place for all the regular, decent, ordinary, hospitable, not-power obsessed, peace-loving people around the world.
If only it was that simple...
2006-09-11 16:07:56
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answered by Waywarden1 1
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On the first day I would have all of the trouble spots in the world nuked away.
Why fool around with people who have no wish to be peaceful. It's easier to do away with them and end their foolishness.
On the second day I would nuke those trouble-makers that I missed on the first day.
There is always some person who manages to get into a shelter before you can nuke him/her. I'd wait a few hours until they came out to see how much damage had been done, then I'd catch them out of their shelter.
On the third day I'd have a tail-gate party on the White House lawn and invite all the people who think like I do.
We would sit around complimenting each other about how effectively we eliminated the world's trouble-makers and about how the price of gasoline should soon tumble to about one dollar a gallon.
Then I would hand over the reins of government to whoever succeeds me.
2006-09-11 15:53:02
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answered by Mr.Been there 3
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First Day: Go shoppng
Second day: give these things to the homeless
3rd day: declare canada as cool
In my free time i would sign some papers
hopp on my big soft bed
shake everyones hand
give some speeches about cutting taxes and other things what people want to hear... and so on
Please don't vote for me
2006-09-11 15:43:06
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answered by Lisa 2
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I would put more troops into Afghanistan and tell Generals clean out that nest of Al Qaeda , pull back in Iraq , to support their army , till they can do it themselves . If they don't step up we move out .
Give orders to find all illegals and start shipping them home , . Call Mexico's President and tell him to get ready to receive his people , their coming home .
Hire all the Border Patrol that is needed and close the borders tight .
Call a meeting of all Nations to discuss terrorist in their country's . Ask Israel to help hunt down Bin Laden .
Tell Congress to raise the minimal wages
Clean house , fire Rummy and tell Dick to shut up and stay out of site .
I think I have done enough to and for this country ,. Don't you ?
2006-09-11 16:48:52
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answered by Anonymous
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Change the locks on the White House, and change the street number on the gate to 2500. All this to keep George Bush from getting back in.
Put a sign on the gate of the White House "NO Lobbiest Allowed"
2006-09-11 15:37:30
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answered by kniggs 5
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Ease racial tensions in the direction of whites? Did you anticipate each black individual to no longer whinge approximately some thing? Do you anticipate whilst the 1st women president is elected, that one and all women around the country won't in any respect ought to whinge approximately some thing some guy has finished. And please clarify the ever increasing discrimination against whites?
2016-12-18 08:50:43
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd tell the American people not to worry about terrorists,
bring the National Guard back from Iraq and have them
guard our borders,fire all the neo-cons,and appoint Pat
Buchanan Secretary of Defense.
2006-09-11 15:47:17
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answered by mitchegen 3
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Annihilate the terrorists,
Weed out the illegals,
Promote world peace,
Jack-up the economy, and
Incarcerate the scalawags.
2006-09-11 15:35:58
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answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7
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I would leave things as they are. God has trusted George W Bush to the office Thats good enough for me!
2006-09-11 15:38:16
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answered by sher7us 3
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you'd need to be a genie for 3 days to make any difference now
2006-09-11 15:35:10
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answered by Aussieblonde -bundy'd 5
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