what r sum dumb things u heard people ask in real life, it has 2 be things u actually heard and the person with the dumbest gets best answer!
2006-09-11 15:03:47 · 17 answers · asked by mizzlll l 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Whats your name?.....with a nametag on
2006-09-11 15:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This wasn't really a question but it was dumb none the less. A friend told me that she was worried that she may be pregnant. At this time I wasn't aware that she had lost her virginity. So I pryed a little and she said that she hadn't. I told her that there was no way that she would be pregnant then. She then stated, "Well I had oral sex with someone and I swallowed." To top things off this girl was 22 and I was 18 at the time.
2006-09-11 22:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by Stacey B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have a cheeseburger with cheese on it is one.
And the one where people have asked for things on their order like 2 Whoppers, a salad, french fries, onion rings, a cheesecake, chicken fries......oh, and a diet pepsi.
What? You fat *****! Why not try NOT eating like a gluttonous pig for once in your sorry life? If you are going to go all out, why get anything diet? That is not going to help you lose the 50,000 calories your are jamming down your throat!
These are the two that comes to the top of my head.
2006-09-11 22:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Do you think that ice and an ACE bandage will work?"
I was asked this by a CNA (certified nursing assistant) when I asked for these after I sprained my ankle. This was a woman who had been partly through nursing school and worked at a center that gave her the authority to dispense medications to people. It was kinda scary....
2006-09-11 22:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by hippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked an asssistant Cal. teacher in college to go to the bathroom? She was Chinese and hot.
My Polish Prof at Wayne State asking me if I know kung fu in front of the class?
Me and my wife asking for direction to the Luxor casino in Vagas when both of us were already inside it?
2006-09-11 22:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by too K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best friends girlfriend asked "What is a white duck called?" we told her "a white duck" she said "but I thought the white ones were called swans or a goose?" we went round and round for hours.
2006-09-11 22:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The waitress at Pizza Hut asked us if we could order something other then pizza because they were out of dough.... yes it is true, it did too happen!
2006-09-11 22:20:58 · answer #7 · answered by thunderbirdx18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When someone is in the Hospital dying and someone walks in and asks; "How you feeling today"? "You looking good"!
The other is a Doctor asking; "What's wrong"? Dang, if I knew that I not need to be there!!!
2006-09-11 22:13:06 · answer #8 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Going through a drive thru the guy asked if it was for here..or to go.
Duh...
2006-09-12 01:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by Athena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lot's of times nosy people preface their question with " I hope you don't mind if I ask you this..." then they just go and ask you ask.. " what's your salary?" as if you had a chance to cut them off
2006-09-11 22:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick Bateman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a lil story a kid in one of classes tells how (im in High School) says how her friend got a trunk slammed on her head and this girl gasps and say "OMG is her head flat" true story
2006-09-11 22:08:42 · answer #11 · answered by mcrpunkette99 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋