can you sing me a little song?

Answer 1

Here's my favorite childhood song. I still sing it, and it drives my husband crazy!!!

The other day, (echo)
I met a bear, (echo)
Out in the woods,
away out there.

He looked at me,
I looked at him
He sized up me,
I sized up him

He says to me,
"Why don't you run?
I see you ain't,
Got any gun"

And so I ran,
away from there
But right behind
me was that bear.

And on the path
ahead of me
I saw a tree,
Oh Lordy me.

The lowest branch
was ten feet up
I'd have to jump
and trust to luck

And so I jumped
into the air
And missed that branch
away up there

Now don't you fret,
and don't you frown
I caught that branch
on the way back down

That's all there is,
there ain't no more
Unless I meet
that bear once more

Answer 2

If a picture paints a thousand words,
Then why can't i paint you?
The words will never show the you i've come to know.
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
Then where am i to go?
There's no one home but you,
You're all that's left me too.
And when my love for life is running dry,
You come and pour yourself on me.
If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
I'd spend the end with you.
And when the world was through,
Then one by one the stars would all go out,
Then you and i would simply fly away

Answer 3

My bologna has a first name
its O S C A R
My bologna has a second name
its M A Y E R
Oh I love to eat it everyday
and if you ask me "Why" I'll say
cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A.........

In an Elvis accent "thank ya very much".

Answer 4

Sing,
Sing a song.
Sing out loud,
Sing out strong.
Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear,
Just sing,
Sing a song!

-The Carpenters

Answer 5

You have to sing this with a VERY thick English accent. My little kids and cat love it.

It goes:

UP UP UP SHE RISES!, UP UP UP SHE RISES!
UP UP UP SHE RISES, EARLY IN THE MORNING!

Thats it keep repeating the lines. I say Up up UP all at once and the kids love it!

Answer 6

I've got cat trap fever (nuh nuh nuh nuhhhh) cat trap feeeever (huh huh huhhh huhhhhh)...gonna trap a kitty gonna trap me some, got the bait right here....gonna catch the kitty shitty in my gar-dunnn, gonna trap him right HERE....I got the CAT TRAP FEVER nuh nuh nuh nuhhhhhh got the CAT TRAP FEEEVERRRR FEEVERRRRRR twannng twanng twaaaannnnng twaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Answer 7

If tomorrow all the things were gone,
I’d worked for all my life.
And I had to start again,
just my children and my wife.

I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom,
and they can’t take that away.

And I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

From the lakes of Minnesota,
to the hills of Tennessee.
Across the plains of Texas,
From sea to shining sea.

From Detroit down to Houston,
and New York to L.A.
Well there's pride in every American heart,
and its time we stand and say.

That I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

And I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

Answer 8

I'm a little acorn brown,
sitting on the cold, hard ground,
everybody steps on me,
that is why I'm cracked you see,
I'm a nut.

Answer 9

"I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Hines 57 and french fried potatoes, big kosher pickle and cold draft, good God Ole' Mighty which way do a steer for my Cheeseburger in Paradise?"

Answer 10

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away