Which will occur first: Osama Bin Laden will be captured OR Osama Bin Laden will die of natural causes?

Answer 1

natural causes The Republicans don't want him to die it gives them a reason to be over there making tons of money.

Answer 2

He will die of natural causes after living a long and comfortable life. His death will be marked as an historical event. The guest speaker at his funeral will be George Bush and the honorary guest will be " Dubya ". The papers will all report that " Our Boys " went there to help ease the diplomatic relationship we had with that area of the world. It will be reported that the Bush's were sent because of the fact that between the two ( Father & son combo ) 3/4 of the population of Iraq had been killed [ or possible picked up by UFO's ....the news agencies refused to speculate for fear of bias ].The remaining 1/4 suffered from the same affliction. Strangely enough , every living person in the area had absolutely no recollection of " Any " war. " This " , said the White House , " leads us to suspect the UFO theory more than the notion of our country's total distruction of another nations people. The report went on to say , " The White House policy on foreign affairs holds a strong conviction on human lives ". "This is the reason for war". The white House press secretary said , " How do you expect America to prevent terrorism from distroying the world with their insane tactics of harming innocent people around the world to simply obtain their selfish goals and let us not forget that they are attempting to force all Americans to convert to Muslim ! In conclusion he said , How do you think Americans would react if they invaded our soils with a large army to make us follow their beliefs ?. As far as Osama Bin Laded , this reporter has inside sources stating that the Bush's are , infact , visiting a mock funeral and the real tribute to the leader of the Al Quida network will be held at a private ceremony at Arlington National Cemetary , Just a few miles from the nations capital. The grave marker is to read a simple statement. "WAR HERO" Americas Fight against terrorism for a free world.To insure that no single belief of politics,religion or government policy shall hold the world as hostage. Rest in peach ...good soldier.
Thats how I think it will happen....but who am I to say ?

Answer 3

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS (already) DEAD. He died of "natural causes" in December 2001. This is why the CIA disbanded the Osama bin Laden Special Ops Unit years ago.

He is being "kept alive" for propaganda purposes by both the Bush Administration and the Taliban, who each receive benefits by keeping him alive.

The Bush Administration keeps him alive because they need to keep the country gripped in fear of him.

The Taliban keeps him alive because he is a religious icon (much like Jesus Christ is in the Christian faith.)

"DEAD MAN TALKING"
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Someone who sounds like Osama sends audio tapes (rather than video tapes, because it is hard to fake a face) to Al Jazerra News. Many people wonder whether the US that is actually sending the audio tapes to Al Jazeera. The timing of the receipt of the audio tapes is always a benefit to GWB's propaganda machine.

Al Jazeera has lately been running VIDEO tapes of Bin Laden shot in 2001!!! (Just in time for our November election!)

Answer 4

Osama will be captured,


dead from natural causes.

Answer 5

Did George Bush or Osama Bin laden objective eleventh of September? Bin laden. i have many times been suggested it change into Bush's fault, thinking I watched video clips of him merely sitting there quite of doing something with reference to the plane aspect, What would individuals have well-liked for him to have performed with reference to the plane aspect. positioned on a superman custom and fly to NYC to dodge dropping anybody. George Bush change into at a florida training with a room complete of little ones even as he heard the tips of the planes flying into the international commerce middle. What the hell did adult men and women anticipate the guy to do. can ought to he have all started screaming and yelling and run out of the room. you'll see the seem of situation on his face even as it change into being whispered in his ear what had surpassed off. Bush did the right ingredient through technique of very last calm for the sake of the youngsters. Liberal Hater data proves the administration knew with reference to the attack or change into criminally negligent Then prepare it. enable's see this so stated as data. He ought to've had them shoot the plane down. How? George Bush obtained understand-how "after the planes had crashed" into the commerce center. no one had any knowledge that the planes the position going to crash into the replace center until eventually it surpassed off. even if that they had knowledge, do you think that's in worry-free words that straightforward to shoot down a plane complete of persons over a city.

Answer 6

C. Osama will die of unnatural causes. They better not bring him back alive. I don't want to see him on trial

Answer 7

I think he is already dead. Remember how we used to hear about him and how we were looking for him when we were in Afghanistan - and now we rarely hear anything. I personally think the US killed him and did not divulge the info as to not have someone else rise up and take his place. If the enemy still thinks he's alive then everyone else lays low.

Answer 8

Sooner or later he will be captured, dead or alive. But I imagine him walking into the wrong cave, a mountain lion cave on a nice spring day.....so natural causes. oops.

Answer 9

Natural Causes of course, that's Bush's childhood friend. You guys know what I mean.

Answer 10

As long as it takes a team of forensic experts at least a week to determine that the disgusting remains are truly his, it'll be fine by me either way.