A sales tech.on the phone to an irate customer.conversation:
."Dildo computers,Manda speaking(can't use almost identical real name) customer services,how may I help?"
"my computer monitor just went completely blank:"
"oh ! dear,have you tried re-booting the system sir?"
"rebooting? WTF's that?"
"can you tell me iof the plug is fitted correctly into the electricity socket?"
"NO!"
"Why not sir"
"'cos all the lights have gone out all over the building by a power cut""Aah! I'm begining to see your problem,sir.Do you still have the box and original packaging that the computer came in?" "Yes...why? Is it serious?"
I"I don't wish to alarm sir,but it's the worst case I've ever seen".
"Oh! ****...what do I do now...it's all repackaged"
"Take it back to your nearest "Dildo" store "
"and will I tell them I spoke to you about it?"
"NO...tell them you're too fuc*ing stupid to own a computer"
Actual transcript from a tape.(like the confession tapes?)
2006-09-11 11:45:17 · 10 answers · asked by BellaDonna 5 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
LOL that is funny and probally did happen some people are actually that stupid.
2006-09-11 11:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by conundrum_dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an old one that has been doing its rounds on the internet. I read this almost 10 years ago. The story changes all the time. There are many versions of it. I don't think it really happened.
2006-09-11 18:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where can I get the dildo????????? I need a big one, just as big as the lie that I read
2006-09-11 18:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Just enquiring/ inquiring 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i highly doubt thats true. but its amusing nonetheless.
2006-09-11 18:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by xi3reakeroi3cx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o rly =)
LOL cool story
2006-09-11 18:51:47 · answer #5 · answered by Vulcan Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol great stuff.
2006-09-11 18:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by candy g 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm forwarding this to all on my list! lol thanks for sharing
2006-09-11 18:48:30 · answer #7 · answered by Alterfemego 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not true..
2006-09-11 18:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by babai_ib 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what??
2006-09-11 18:51:07 · answer #9 · answered by Panzy killer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your friend dated her own brother?!! WTF!
2006-09-11 18:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Lemons 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋