2006-09-11 11:18:27 · 14 answers · asked by QUI 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
I didn't actually measure them, but I hadn't moved my bowels in 2 1/2 months [yeah, you read it well, two and a half months]; I had "ileus paralyticus" [paralysis of my colon] due to a really bad heroin habit. When I got clean from the drugs, my colon woke up from its stupor and the first movement was about 16-inches long and as wide as an average woman's arm at elbow level. I had to take that monster out of the toilet and put it into a trash bag. It was followed a couple of hours later by two more of about the same lenght, but a little skinnier [as wide as my wrist]; had to dispose of them as I did with the first one. There was no way those babies would've flushed down the toilet. I still wonder how come I didn't need any stitches in my a$$hole. To this day, I joke that I gave birth to triplets that day.
2006-09-11 11:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by la_nena_sabe... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was pranked by my friend when i was 15 with pepto bismol and Imodium together causing me to be blocked up for 3 months and 2 days until this gigantic 29 pound turd 2 feet long and 3 inches long tore open my *** :/
2015-02-03 14:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by Nathan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My biggest crap was after eating at Popeyes Chicken. It was a piece that looked exactly like our filthy president but it had a higher IQ.
2006-09-11 11:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
18"
2006-09-11 11:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
about 12 inches and 2 inches thick....
Thanks for the Burritos!
2006-09-11 11:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm not sure. Would you like to come stand beside me while I poop and measure it?
2006-09-11 11:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by Stryker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow you must really be bored.
Although recently I have been hearing the larger the healthier you are.
And that is enough about that.
2006-09-11 11:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The things people pay attention to!
2006-09-11 11:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by Ha! Invisible! 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
why in the heck do you want to know this? thats just gross!
2006-09-11 12:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by storm_mitch 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Don't know...I never look. ewww
2006-09-11 11:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋