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Cena can't wrestle, he can't sing, he can't do a interesting interview. He running out of career choices

What do you think he'll next job will be?
1. Welfare bum
2. Join the marines
3. McDonald's where all the other chain gang members work
4. A plumber.....he knows a lot about ****
5. bodyguard for a REAL celebrity
6. Alcoholic

The choices are endless for that no talent John Cena
What do you think he'll be good doing after he gives up???

2006-09-11 10:34:49 · 15 answers · asked by Villain 6 in Sports Wrestling

And the Chain Gang are low life pieces of **** that are still looking for a hero. Those bastards need to quit daydreaming, find a friend, stop eating the twinkies, and get a f'n life.

2006-09-11 10:40:13 · update #1

15 answers

First off,I LOVE this question! I think Cena will end up doing reality shows like The Surreal Life(the official show for has-beens) Hey Chyna AND Maven ALREADY HAVE been on there and I'm guessing steroid boy is next.I bet he'll be the whinny one talking about how many fans he USED TO have and be a major alcoholic,and I'm sure that gay side all chain gang girls say don't exist will come out.And after he does that show he'll be the fry cook at McDonald's."Hey Cena,I SAID I WANTED A LARGE FRY NOT A MEDIUM *****!!!!"

2006-09-11 12:43:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'd have to say Carnival Barker with his big mouth or a Cement Mason. You know the one. He's the guy that's sits around doing nothing while the rest of the crew actually works then comes to life just to chase little kids away from writing in the wet cement. How about as a Halloween decoration? Someone can shove a stick up his a** and stake him in the ground. I can't think of anything else he'd be much good for.

2006-09-11 21:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ozzie B. 6 · 1 1

Well for a "No Talent " John Cena his retirement isn't looking to bad. Unlike the majority of us he'll be able to retire. You all seem to have a desire to waste time complaing about his lack of talent but you watch every week to see whats going to happen next. So there must be some talent in the ability to get you to do that.

2006-09-11 18:02:16 · answer #3 · answered by Shadow 2 · 0 3

form a hit rap gang
the chain gang

2006-09-11 17:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by UAI 3 · 0 2

Welfare Bum. Thats the funniest one.

2006-09-11 17:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by MikeAwesome 5 · 1 1

STRIPING FOR A GAY BAR!! HE SUCKS. IN 07 HE'LL BE WATCHING EDGE ON TV WHIPPING EVERYONE TO THE GROUND

2006-09-11 18:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

U MUST BE A FAKE AS WHITE BUY HUH!!! CAUSE ONLY A REAL DUDE WOULD LIKE CENA IF THEY DONT WELL THEY WOULDNT KEEP PUTTING QUESTION ASBOUT CENA LIKE THEY ARE GAY ARE SOME **** LIKE THAT

2006-09-11 17:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Hopefully kill himself for being vanilla ice on steroids.

2006-09-11 18:11:45 · answer #8 · answered by just4junk2006 2 · 1 1

i love john cena and after he retires he should join th marine.do u want his neice e-mail?e-mail me.i know his niece.

2006-09-11 17:51:20 · answer #9 · answered by Naima 2 · 0 2

hmm dont know probaly nothing he will pron\baly retire for good

2006-09-11 17:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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