There's got to be plenty getting around by now.
2006-09-11 07:24:26 · 8 answers · asked by Spaghetti MY 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
I stole this from another joke:
A man walks into a ceramic shop, he sees a ceramic cat. He asks the shopkeeper how much the cat was.
The shopkeeper tells the man it is 50$, but for 250$ more he could have the directions for it. The man thinks it over, and wonders what he would need directions for a ceramic cat.
He tells the shopkeeper he will take the cat for 50$.
The keeper gives it to him and tells him he will be back for the instructions.
The man walks down the street and gets a block away. And notices behind him there are about 10 cats following him. He thinks to himself that's strange.
The man continues on for another block--looking behind him he sees 100 cats this time. Wow he says to himself this really is peculiar.
One more block passes and he turns around and behind him are 1,000 cats. The man is amazed. He looks at the ceramic cat and wonders what's going on. He walks up to the edge of the nearest bridge and throws the ceramic cat off the side.
One by one the cats follow the ceramic cat into the water--where they all drowned.
Still bewildered the man heads back to the ceramic shop. The shopkeeper smiles and told him he knew he would be back.
He asks the gentleman if he would like to purchase the special instructions for the cat. The man says no.
I want the George Bush bust.
2006-09-11 08:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by amish-robot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush was driving from Texas to New York and stopped in a bar on a quiet street and began drinking. After he was well past the legal limit, he stood up and shouted, "All Democrats are pigs!"
Immediately, the barroom crowd set upon him and threw him out of the bar.
After a few days, Mr. Bush stopped in the same bar on his way back to Texas and began drinking again. He stood up, but remembering what had happened last time, he shouted, "All Republicans are pigs," whereupon the crowd descended upon him and threw him out again.
Lying on ground, he asked a passer by "Who the hell do these people vote for around here?"
"You don't understand," the man replied. "They are all pig farmers."
2006-09-11 14:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you want a good joke, try looking at what you're holding the next time you're using a urinal.
2006-09-11 14:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
best joke so far is that george bush is the leader of the US. can't get much funnier than that
2006-09-11 14:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The only joke here is in your hand.
2006-09-11 14:44:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
knock. knok!
Who's there?
I don't know?
I don't know, who?
"I don't know, 'I don't know, who?'" I am George Bush!"
Corny! Yes!
Sometimes on point - Yes
2006-09-11 14:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by Nije L 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
How about you go back to your hole?
2006-09-11 14:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by ANDREW L 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No.
2006-09-11 14:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋