Or was he more like a moose, or perhaps even a drunken, albino gazelle?
2006-09-11 06:38:02 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Those stories are greatly exaggerated. He was only a bear when he woke up with a hangover and his misses had drunk all the coffee and replaced it with Folger's Instant.
Actually, he was a one-armed paper hanger from Kent, and a friendly enough chap unless you asked him about his wine-stain birthmark that looks like Stan Laurel mounting Margaret Thatcher.
2006-09-12 01:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuzzy-Wuzzy was the result of a late night grope fest and a broken prophylactic between Attila the Hun and the rare NON-Albino Yeti of the Canadian Great North.
I think a moose was involved as well but when it comes to competing sperm... Come on, it is freaking Attila the Hun!!
poison munkeys
2006-09-11 10:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes fuzzy wuzzy was a bear but was fuzzy wuzzy male?
2006-09-11 06:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter to me
I'M an equal opportunity kinda bestiality love'n dude!
2006-09-11 14:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he was actually an echidna.
2006-09-11 06:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by B&B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it's bunny rabbit
2006-09-11 06:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by Sweepy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was a bear.....and he had no hair
2006-09-11 06:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by Kayt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know..
was he?
2006-09-11 06:43:41 · answer #8 · answered by !ELGREEKO! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was ME!!!!!!!!
2006-09-11 06:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋